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Suspended from the Diablo III forums for posting inappropriate material.By: Greentea101#1852Forum > General Discussion Thread Title: I'm so enraged right now Reply #15Timestamp: May 22, 2012 8:15:48 PMTeh Book of Metmop"...And, yay. The lovejar rose from his keyboard. His hands shaking of rage and confusion. 'Cry foul!' he sayeth unto his house cat. 'How doth mine enemies cast me off so?' For on that day, the lovejar felt the true power of oct_ane strike down upon him from a thousand different angles. Stupefied as to his inability to win teh internets, the lovejar began to &@$%&#$@%e furiously. It was at that time that he cut away at his nipples with a butter knife. And, the blood did flow and the foreskin did burn." - Metmop 17:3-12(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)It is said in the book of Metmop (32:14-19), that when oct_ane first visited the Americas, after receiving his Certificate of Completion in Paralegal Studies, he came upon a disheveled dwelling. In that dwelling lived an aged women of 74 years. Upon sodomizing her house plants, and defecating atop her living room couch, oct_ane pronounced that this was the way of things. The aged women, in a fit of joy, began to felate oct_ane while diligently humming the Monchichi theme song until his glory rained down.Praise his name!(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)when oct_ane visited the Americas he towel whipped a young man's eyeball with his !&!@$? Metmop 12:7-9(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)
"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."
^
You did this thing that some Matthew guy was talking about.
Q u o t e: "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."
^
You did this thing that some Matthew guy was talking about.
Such obvious disguise. Don't tone yourself down, great Ancient !
I am living proof that Diablo 2 can get you laid! How many neckbeard basement dwellers with their duplicated garbage and hacks can compare with my awesomeness? I'm in my 40's and can kick the living snot out of most guys half my age! I'm so groovy that my enemies use me as an emergency contact!
I am living proof that Diablo 2 can get you laid! How many neckbeard basement dwellers with their duplicated garbage and hacks can compare with my awesomeness? I'm in my 40's and can kick the living snot out of most guys half my age! I'm so groovy that my enemies use me as an emergency contact!
Better? ;)
You're so awesome that even Topper remains silent in front of you ?
On the main topic, I'm also in my 40's but don't kick anyone's snot, and interestingly enough I don't have know enemies, all this resulting in not even being at the ankle of your awesomeness. I feel sad now. Better sip some more scotch...
As an interesting side note that is wholly unrelated to anything...
Lydia is sitting next to me right now doing a Path of Exile three hour hardcore race. I'd be doing it too but I'd likely get her killed. =\
Sry for the unrelated reference coming from yet another potentially geek world (Dilbert). I do that sometimes, mixing stuff (see Marathon series in total carnage mode reference above - arguably the best game of the 90s).
Sry for the unrelated reference coming from yet another potentially geek world (Dilbert). I do that sometimes, mixing stuff (see Marathon series in total carnage mode reference above - arguably the best game of the 90s).
Cheers to Lydia.
Cheers relayed.
I had a look at Marathon and I've never heard of it before. I was always more of a strategy gamer because most of my first-person shooting I did in the army and cadets. ;)
Q u o t e: P.S. Does blue ever post here anymore or are we on our own?
Some Blizzard employees postwipe and ban but unless there is a sticky about something they never say a thing.
Lab_33
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12. Re: Diablo 3 Forums 05/26/2012 10:58:30 AM PDT
I had a look at Marathon and I've never heard of it before. I was always more of a strategy gamer because most of my first-person shooting I did in the army and cadets. ;)
Some Blizzard employees postwipe and ban but unless there is a sticky about something they never say a thing.
You never heard of it probably because it was a Mac game :) From which was derived the Halo serie btw.
FPS in a sci-fi world against aliens is very satisfying for non-soldiers.
GT101, I may try to /f you in D3. I have yet to post in the forums, although your comments are not enticing me to do so.
Toldford
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13. Re: Diablo 3 Forums 05/29/2012 09:20:40 AM PDT
I am living proof that Diablo 2 can get you laid! How many neckbeard basement dwellers with their duplicated garbage and hacks can compare with my awesomeness? I'm in my 40's and can kick the living snot out of most guys half my age! I'm so groovy that my enemies use me as an emergency contact!
Better? ;)
Wow! You're like older than the internet...
... and the remote control.
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