I heard about battle.net a long long time ago in middle school, three fat goth chicks were discussing b.net drama while sitting in an awkward triangle on the gym floor, trying desperately to sit indian style. each probably weighed more than a baby elephant.
I have learned in years since, that most people on b.net are the fat gothic kids that failed gym because they were too embarrassed to just change into gym shorts and a t-shirt for a D.