Blizzard Theme Park Contest What would you do if you could design the Blizzard Entertainment theme park of your dreams? Here's your chance to show us! We're inviting you to illustrate your own original Blizzard Entertainment theme park, complete with rides and attractions based on the Warcraft, Diablo, and StarCraft universes. The most creative and fantastic designs will receive prizes including StarCraft II beta keys, a chance to have their entry displayed at BlizzCon 2009, and more. For more information, head to the contest page or read the official rules.
I think the park should be filled with employees that stand around with a vacant look in their eyes. When asked what they're doing or when a ride is finally going to open they stare at you for a few minutes, pull out a "fill in the blanks" form and hand it to you along with a trial version of world of warcraft.