Hey baby, listen it's not that I uuhh... So this isn't personal man, but your act... it's slipping... and the people? They're clamoring for excitement and... you ain't got it anymore. It's been a good run and you've got a lot to proud of, but you'll have to move on and let the new talent take over.
Alright so you had one of the shortest empires in human history, hell the mongols lasted longer than you, but that's no reason to be ashamed... well only mildly. You still had a good kickin' and I'm sure people will remember yet another 20 year old, overconfident empire for atleast.... 5 years.
Anyways, sweet talkin' to ya kid, gotta go, the Chinese are kickin the place all up and the russian guys been on my back all week to get that war going with Georgia, plus the arabs are lookin' to plunder Africa again, eh you know how it is, gotta run.
