The best way to get people to help you figure something out is to acknowledge the people that insult you and to insult the people that ridicule you for it.
The best way to learn how to play DOTA is to buy Warcraft 3 seven years after DOTA is popular on it, and then to yell at people who make fun of you for it.
You're doing it right.
Yeah, I thought so, too.
When someone calls you a noob, reply thusly:
Everyone was a noob at one point, but only an idiot would think it a bad thing.
-WootImNoob (PatheticlilNoob@USEast)