Q u o t e: While I commend you for trying to invent a new runeword to make the game more interesting for you, I would suggest that you rather devote your time to discovering the remaining two patch 1.10 runewords or divining the true use of the much maligned and still un-cracked SoH.
The remaining 2 are not released in game, it was confirmed years ago by Bashiok. SOH has not function. Neither does Chat Gem.
However if you want to have some fun, I recommend http://phrozenkeep.hugelaser.com/ & learning how to hex bind monster skills to your moves with hero editor. Somewhere on that site is a bad ass mod that changes the game to duke nukem style catacombs, with kick ass skill animations.