We have a winner! After sorting through an incredible5 entries, the key goes to Thewalrus and his/her entry of BBI: Battle.net Battle 1, involving a spectacular fight between 4 Diablo heroes and the entire populations of the Zerg, Terran, and Protoss armies! Much blood was shed and despite some inaccuracies like Wizard using mana and none of them dropping any loot, it is a very entertaining read that should be proof as to why Diablo is the superior game. Congratulations!
An honorable mention goes to our very own Bashiok, who entered with, well, this...
I'm not too sad that he's not a fan of me. Because I'm already a fan of him and if you put two fans together it creates a perpetual motion effect that escalates and eventually everts and implodes, dividing by zero and ripping apart the fabric of space and time.
Come to think of it, "Fabric of Space and Time" would be a great Tailoring Material in the ultimate WoW expansion.
I'm writing this at 1 am. What do you want from me?
Q u o t e: Assume that whatever Grug says I agree with, so any loner he's arguing with instantly loses 2 to 1. -Cpslostudent