Yeah I can see your point on the whole "About 50% of gamers on here have epic fail names."
However.... I must say I am guilty to to some small degree. Every mule I ever had, had a stupid name like
doilookthatstrong
mulememore
icarryeverything
etc. etc.
But then again, no one really ran into my mules in the general game. Mostly I don't have a problem with someone's name as long as you can actually type it if need be (as Diablo was more account based than character named based that wasn't an issue). I more used names as a "Oh look his name is XxXNarutoXxX, that's my cue NOT to rely on him for anything."
So before you go off on a rant about how they should make responsible and intelligent names for themselves. Just remember one thing.... False advertising would be a far greater curse.
And the Heavens shall tremble.